鹦鹉
发布时间:2016/9/20 14:33:01 浏览数:1553162

 一个人去买鹦鹉,看到一只鹦鹉前标道:此鹦鹉会两门语言,售价二百元。另一只鹦鹉前则标道:此鹦鹉会四门语言,售价四百元。

  该买哪只呢?两只都毛色光鲜,非常灵活可爱。这人转啊转,拿不定主意。

  结果突然发现一只老掉了牙的鹦鹉,毛色暗淡散乱,标价八百元。

  这人赶紧将老板叫来:“这只鹦鹉是不是会说八门语言?”

  店主说:“不。”

  这人奇怪了:“那为什么又老又丑,又没有能力,会值这个数呢?”

  店主回答:“因为另外两只鹦鹉叫这只鹦鹉老板。”

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